I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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