Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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