Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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