Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
