? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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