Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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