I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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