Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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