Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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