you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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