brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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