Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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