Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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