Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
where are my eyebrows?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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