Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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