I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
