I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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