Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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