Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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