You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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