My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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