he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
a search helicopter?!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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