Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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