Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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