She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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