chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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