I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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