I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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