the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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