Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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