I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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