you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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