I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
