dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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