Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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