I bet he comes in French.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
