ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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