He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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