ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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