My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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