I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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