The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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