I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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