Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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