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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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