It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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