ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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