Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
NoShamevember. You game?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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