Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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