I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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