You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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