When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it's like iHOP with fire
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize