I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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