i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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