So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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